Saturday, January 21, 2012

10 Underrated Horror Sequels

The great thing about living in the world of horror is; you can always count on a sequel. The industry lives by it. Take, for instance, New Line Cinema, or as it is known, The House That Freddy Built. If it hadn’t been for the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, just think how many classics would never have seen the light of day. It’s also well known that as a franchise progresses, the films generally get worse and worse, with few exceptions (Nightmare 3, Dawn of the Dead, Friday the 13th 4). However there are a few sequels out there that enjoy a bad reputation as being awful that I frankly enjoy just as much as the classics they spawned from.
For this list I have limited my choices to one film per franchise as there are a few that have several installments that get derided for no reason, in my humble opinion.

10. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Jason Goes to Hell is pretty widely hated by the horror world for being a Jason movie, sans Jason. However, the movie itself is pretty good. If you can look past the no Jason part, the kills are gruesome and intense, the camera work is well done and the acting, especially for a Jason flick, is top notch.
The movie revolves around the fact that Jason is simply a demon, jumping bodies attempting to be reborn through a Vorhees woman, and then kill the remaining Vorhees family, the only people living that can end his reign of death using a magical knife.
Goofy you say? Yes… but really, is it no goofier than any of the other Jason movies? At least they TRIED to give a reason, a plot device to Jason’s unstoppableness. For years fans bitched that the Friday movies were the same damn thing over and over, and when they tried something different, they continued to bitch. Sometimes there is no pleasing a horror fan.

9. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
The main complaint that Halloween 3 receives is, there’s no Michael Myers! Okay, that’s a valid bitch after two flicks, establishing that the franchise would revolve around Myers. But think of it, in the second film they effectively kill both Myers and Loomis, so where else would the franchise go? Should it have stopped? The producers didn’t think so.
The initial idea was to turn the franchise into a sort of anthology series, with movies revolving around Halloween. Obviously the idea flopped hard and Halloween 4 returned Myers and Loomis to the forefront.
Halloween 3, in its own right is a terrifying film. A group of power hungry druids are attempting to kill children on a massive scale using magically altered Halloween masks and a hypnotic signal sent using television commercials (sing with me… TWO MORE DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN…) at the same moment around the world, turning children’s heads into writhing masses of blood, bugs, snakes and goo, all in order to sacrifice enough lives to an ancient druidic god on the sacred night of All Hallows Eve.
That’s a ballsy premise, even going as far as killing a child during a test of the masks in one scene. Had this movie NOT been called Halloween, bringing with it the expectations of a Michael Myers film, this movie may have been hailed as a horror masterpiece, but instead it is the black sheep of a beloved franchise, but if you can go in to the film with an open mind and not expecting Myers, it’s a pretty horrific little movie with solid acting and effects, and a pretty dark plot line. I remember seeing this movie as a kid at my aunts and it scared the hell out of me then, and still creeps me out to this day.

8. Return of the Living Dead 3

Return of the Living Dead was a milestone in zombie cinema, delicately balancing comedy and gore on a phenomenal scale.
Return 2 went more into Three Stooges territory by playing the zombies for comedy (Not to mention the often Hysterical Doc Mandel, the drunken physician that joins the group.), leaving out the scares and a lot of the gore.
Return of the Living Dead 3 goes in its own direction with the series, leaving out the comedic aspects all together, taking a serious tone and really examining the “Lives” of the undead. That’s the problem most fans of the series had with it, that and the fact that are very few zombies in it, focusing instead on the gradual zombification of our Heroin.
In the movie, Colonel Reynolds leads a team of government scientist who are trying to weaponize the zombies into an unstoppable killing force, able to run rough-shot over the enemy, collect them again and pack away till needed. They have developed a projectile that, in essence, freezes the zombies, allowing the soldiers to collect them without danger.
Col. Glover’s son and his punk girlfriend Julie break into the facility (which, for housing zombies, has TERRIBLE security) and watch his father reanimate, and then freeze a cadaver.
The two decided to run away on his motorcycle, ending in a wreck that kills Julie. Curt decides to take Julie back and reanimate her, not knowing what we all know will happen. The rest of the movie is a sort of Romeo and Juliet story, with Julie fighting her urges for human brains anyway that she can, spreading the zombie plague as she goes, closely followed by Col. Glover and a group of marines cleaning up the messes left behind. I won’t spoil the ending, but man is it a heart breaker.
To me, Return 3 is the best in the series after the original because of the underlying heart that the movie has, one of the most fascinating characters (Riverman, a homeless man that helps the duo), and hell, It fucking features Sarah Douglas, Ursa from Superman 2 as a sleazy scientist who was just waiting for Glover to screw up.

7. Bride of Chucky
Really, people were mad that this was a comedy? How far did they think they could take Chucky and keep it serious? After 3 serious movies, all featuring the same basic premise, Don Mancini took his creation in the opposite direction with this film.
Bride introduces us to Tiffany (played by the most voluptuous Jennifer Tilley), Charles Lee Ray’s girlfriend before he transferred his soul. Tiffany has been looking for the remains of Chucky after the incidents in part 3, stitches him back together and brings him back, doing that voodoo that she do so well.
Angry that Chucky spurns her, she locks him in a baby crib and torments him until he breaks free, killing her by dropping a TV into her tub, which happens to be playing Bride of Frankenstein (a nice, not-so-subtle nod).
Chucky re-animates tiffany into a doll and the two set off across New Jersey to find the body of the man who taught Chucky to transfer his soul, to find the amulet “the Heart of Dambala” which is needed to transfer their souls back into human bodies.
The film really explores the relationship between the two and gives Chucky a decent character arch, not to mention the fact that John Ritter plays a sleazy cop that has custody of his niece, trying to control her life until she turns 18 and can get the shit out of his house.
Ronny Yu of Brokeback Mountain and Freddy Vs Jason fame directs with an eye for the gore and the comedy, bringing with it a touch of the Asian film style to boot. It’s a great mash up of styles that, in my opinion, just work well together. Sadly this movie was hated, and with the horrible-ness that was Seed of Chucky killed the Chucky franchise… That is until the rumored remake/reboot hits theaters.

6. Hellraiser: Inferno
Hellraiser: Inferno was the first in the line of mostly subpar direct to video sequels to the Hellraiser franchise; however I find this movie infinitely fascinating.
The story revolves around a corrupt cop, Det. Joseph Thorne, who is obsessed with puzzles. During an investigation of a grisly murder, he finds a child’s finger encased in a wax candle set atop the infamous Puzzle Box (or Lament configuration for you purists).
Upon opening the box, Thorne is wrapped up in a series of murders, all connected to him, and begins hunting down the man, known only as The Engineer, who seems to be the man framing him for the murders.
A simple plot, but a very complex character study of Det. Thorne and his descent into madness and obsession.
The main argument with this film, and the subsequent follow ups, is the lack of Pinhead, the series main villain. However, I would posit that it works better like this, as Pinhead is not the central character in the film. Inferno may suffer from the same problem that Halloween 3 suffers from, maybe if it wasn’t a “Hellraiser” movie, it would have been taken more seriously and looked on with a better understanding of what the filmmakers were trying to accomplish. As it stands, the film sits in obscurity as a small, sad footnote in the Hellraiser legacy.

5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
I really have no idea why this movie is hated. I mean, ya it was butchered by the MPAA for being far too gruesome, but really, what horror flick during that time wasn’t MPAA raped.
The story, as it were, is really the same as every other TCM. People terrorized by a cannibal clan, but with Vigo Mortensen’s GREAT performance, this flick creeps me out in ways that the others, with 1 being the exception, didn’t, and that little girl? *shudders*… Man does she give me the willies. The look on her face as she pulls the rope to kill William Butler with the sledge hammer, that’s pure evil.
Sure, Ken Foree gets a chainsaw to the head and lives, but really, to me that’s the only part that I can figure would really piss off the horror crowd. Maybe because it was so much like the original, or Tobe Hooper didn’t direct, or whatever, I don’t think I will ever find the reason for so much anger towards this film.


4. Survival of the Dead
Survival is Romero’s latest entry into his dead series and the second in his new continuity for the modern day, the first being Diary of the Dead. Romero has stated that he essentially rebooted the franchise with Diary, changing the continuity and some of the rules that the zombies follow.
Survival centers around a small Island populated by two feuding families, The Muldoons and O’Flynns. When Seamus Muldoon, Patriarch of the Muldoon clan, exiles Patrick O’Flynn from the island, O’Flynn and his followers begin sending refugees to the island just to irritate Muldoon, but when O’Flynn returns to the island with a group of soldiers seeking refuge, the old feud starts back up again and all hell ensues.
One of the biggest complaints that I’ve heard is that a zombie cannot ride a horse. To this I say, why the hell not? You might say, well zombies aren’t coordinated enough! Then I would say, who says, this is a new Romero series and he hasn’t set up their coordination levels. Then you would say, Huh, I didn’t think of it like that, and I would smile and enjoy being right.
The fact that this is the first quasi-direct sequel to any Romero Dead flick makes it interesting, even if the character of Sergeant Nicotine Crocker was only in Diary for the briefest of moments (He is the main soldier that robs the main cast inside of their Winnebago), it would still be a direct sequel.
Sure some of the scares are lame, and the blood is often CG, but damn, the characters are likeable or hateable, and the theme of allowing old grudges to interfere with what must be done is so timely at the moment, it screams political satire… Just like all the previous Romero zombie films. I think that we as a horror audience forget that is what Romero does with his Dead films, he speaks directly to the issues of the time, and with the recession and the Democrats and Republicans leading with grudges instead of taking care of things, this movie has a lot to say, and perhaps it goes over our heads because we just want to see the blood and guts.
As far as I know, I am one of the few ardent defenders of this movie, and I will remain so until the day that I die and reanimate as one of the new zombie overlords…

3. Leprechaun in Space
Many of the movies on this list I don’t get why people hate it, but this one, oh boy do I understand. The movie is terrible… very terrible, however the reason I can sit and watch this movie over and over again is simply the character of Dr. Mittenhand, the crazed German scientist that eventually gets turned into a whacked out German spider mutant by the Leprechaun. Guy Siner’s performance is so over the top and goofy that it is a pleasure to watch and takes a rather crappy movie and turns it into something unexpectedly special.

2. Gremlins 2
Gremlins 2: The New Batch isn’t a horror film, per se, but a frantic, kinetic parody of Nature-Runs-Amok type films.
Much like Ghostbusters 2, it is definitely an inferior sequel to a fantastic film, but I think that I have watched this film more than the original.
This film has everything. It centers around Billy, once again, who has moved from tiny Kingston Falls to the big city to be a graphic design artist for Clamp Towers, a huge sprawling business high-rise with tenants that spread from Soft Serve Ice Cream stands to Genetic Engineering firms, a Television station and offices.
The building itself is not simply a backdrop to the chaos that we all know would ensue, but simply a character of its own. It is filled to the brim with un-necessary technology like Revolving doors that revolve on their own, bathrooms that remind you to wash your hands and voice activated elevators.
Perhaps the best addition to Gremlins 2 is the character of Daniel Clamp, an odd but ultimately loveable character played to perfection by John Glover. Clamp is the head of Clamp Enterprises (the film never actually gives the name of his company, so I’m just guessing there) and is a man with a vision of a modern world, where the old is given way for technology. He is so far gone from the Old Man in the first film it gives a wonderful contrast to the original film.
Not only that, but the film features an Al Lewis wannabe horror host, a sex crazed, nicotine addicted secretary and even Dracula himself, Christopher Lee as the main geneticist that meets a grizzly end at the hands of the Gremlins.
The Gremlins…. Holy shit did they ramp up the creatures for this. We have shit tons of normal gremlins, but when a group gets into the genetic materials, we get MUTATED GREMLINS! A spider gremlin, and electric gremlin, a gremlin with wings that’s immune to sunlight, a vegetable medley gremlin, and the leader of the pack, The Brain Gremlin!
The film is fast and funny, even taking time to poke fun at itself over the absurd rules that the gremlins must follow, specifically the Don’t Feed Them After Midnight clause. Its self aware, the effects are terrific and it’s just a rocking good time.
One interesting piece of trivia, Daniel Clamp runs a video that was prepared for the end of the world in the film. This was inspired by a certain news network (which one, I don’t know) had a similar tape ready to go, and still, apparently, does.

1: Wes Cravens New Nightmare
New Nightmare is an odd little film, a movie that features Freddy Kruger, but in essence, is not Freddy Krueger at all. This film is a reaction by Wes Craven to the phenomenon that the Nightmare series eventually became, taking on a life of its own.
In the film, Heather Langenkamp, star of the original and the 3rd in the Nightmare franchise, returns playing herself. Miko Hughes plays her young son Dylan (You may remember Miko from his performance as the young boy in Pet Semetary, or his many guest appearances on Full House) who seems to be having some sort of mental breakdown surrounding the fictional character of Freddy Krueger. In reality, A demon that gets trapped by story tellers has become accustomed to the guise of Freddy, and since the Nightmare series had ended after Freddy’s Dead, he begins to weaken the walls between his world and reality, needing to kill Nancy, the first person to stop Freddy in order to fully enter our world.
This movie takes place in reality, which I think threw audiences for a loop and confused the shit out of them, however this is a very intelligent film, written with heart and pathos. Everytime I watch the scene with Dylan on top of the playground tower, falls and tells him mom that God didn’t want him, man that shit breaks my heart!
One nice touch that was added in and you may miss it if you don’t watch for it is the funeral scene for Heather’s husband. In the background you can see almost every major actor from the Nightmare series, with the exception of Johnny Depp. It’s been said by Craven that he was afraid to approach Depp, who had become a major Hollywood star at the time to do the funeral cameo. Depp eventually got word and was upset with Wes that he didn’t ask him, because he would have done it in a heartbeat, seeing as how he did a cameo in Freddy’s Dead.

These are just 10 of the most underrated horror films that I know of. This list could have gone on for a while, but I chose to only add one film per franchise, but I would have added F13 6, Nightmare 2, Hellraiser 3 and more, but you would have gotten tired of reading by that point. Give these films a second shot, shut your brain down on some of them and you may see that underrated may just not be the word for them.

Originally posted by Horror Fix contributor Michael Mitchell

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Yuletide of Terror - What to get the Horror Fan this X-Mas

We horror fans can be a finicky bunch and buying for us can often seem like a nightmare. In light of this little dilemma, I have decided to take it upon myself to write this handy guide to what to buy this holiday season. Here you will find video games, DVDs, toys and maybe even a few little plush monstrosities to fill those stockings. Just remember, no matter how frustrated you get... BACK AWAY FROM THE SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR!!!! Especially if you're shopping at a second hand store... I mean, really?!?!? That's how germs are spread. Shall we begin?

VIDEO GAMES: Wii


Horror fans might find the wii a little too family friendly friendly for their tastes. That being said, there are still some great titles to get the blood flowing and the adrenaline surging.

Dead Space: Extraction
Although I haven't played this particular title, the Dead Space franchise seems to be a mainstay in the industry and I've heard good things about this shooter. There is also an enhanced version for those PS3 owners out there that ports over the wii controls for the Playstation Move.



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The House of the Dead: Overkill
This one is not for the pint-sized zombies in your house, unless you want your nine year old going to school sounding like Samuel Jackson on a smack binge...
For the most part HOTD: Overkill sets out to do exactly what it promises: zombies, gore, a huge nod to exploitation cinema and a lot of fun. Although a little repetitive and featuring some pretty clunky reload action, this is a title you'll be glad you have for when the New Years revelers show up with dip and that jailhouse toilet-wine your friend Rodney makes.



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Cursed Mountain
Cursed Mountain in no way references the stack of nudie mags in your shed that your uncle left you when he went into the clink. What is does is provide a wii exclusive (console anyways) horror game that is heavy on atmosphere and story.



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You might also want to check out:
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Resident Evil 4
Calling

VIDEO GAMES: PS3


PS3 is admittedly my console of choice. I know there are a lot of 360 purists out there, but I was sold on the bluray playback, so nanner, nanner, nanner. (Of course if I was making my game selections solely for Playstation Network accessibility I would have been sitting on a watertower somewhere with an assault rifle earlier this year, so go figure)

Splatterhouse
Although not a "look-over-your-shoulder" title, Splaterhouse delivers on so many levels for the die-hard gorehound. For those that remember the original Splatterhouse in the late 80s, you are going to bathe in blood soaked nostalgia. For those that don't, well... bask in your youth and go chase girls and backpack across Europe... what the hell are you doing sitting around playing video games, anyways?!?!?



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Siren Blood Curse
Although I was not a huge fan of the controls of this game (using the games' patented Epileptic-at-a-Rave technology) I have been told that should I stick it out Blood Curse proves itself to be quite possibly the most chill inducing horror title for the PS3. Couple that with the fact that it is a available as a download might make this one a no-brainer.



The House of the Dead: Overkill (Extended Cut)
So we might have covered this already in the Wii, but there are levels not included in that version here, PLUS... this one is 3D compatible... so you can kick ass in at least one more dimension... just like Buckaroo Bonzai...



You might also want to check out:
Dead Space 2
Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

VIDEO GAMES: XBOX 360


Ok... I know there is this "cult of xbox"; xbox enthusiasts who rival the long-term supporters of Apple... they are rabid... dress in the skin of their kills and will defend their favorite console to a grisly end. However, I don't own one, so it looks like I will have to listen to the people's voice on this one and give some suggestions based on user reviews and what not...

Dead Island
Oh yeah... zombies and a place where you are almost guaranteed hot towels monogramed with the emblem of the resort and its faceless parent company... throw in a volleyball and we are all over it!!! Better yet, read  our in depth review of it here and get the real skinny!!! Read our Review



Rise of Nightmares


Its the first M-rated game for the Kinect and although we were all hoping this would be that long rumored first person Ron Jeremy "shooter" alas... it is Rise of Nightmares. However, its nice to see Kinect stepping up with a nice horror title such as this, AND, xbox has been promoting it pretty heavily took which is refreshing. Search for your missing wife amidst zombies and try not to become dinner... I still think it might have benefitted from Mr. Jeremy at the helm, but my pleas for common sense go unanswered.



Dead Rising 2


Play it some more, same as before. More zombies need to be killed inventively and its up to you to come back to Dead Rising for another round. I enjoy this franchise and its base element is really a huge love letter to fans of horror and zombie cinema. Use whatever you can to dispatch of the undead... and in a move that equals a hiroshima of the rotting and shambling... Celine Dion is your secret weapon (this is a joke... well its actually two jokes if you count Ms. Dion... so don't go scouring the net for Celine Dion DLC for Dead Rising 2... but if you do, and you find something... I want it).



These are just a few, but based on either personal experience or a lot of positive reviews web-wide... you really can't go wrong with these titles.

Next stop... Blurays, DVDs and all those films that fit snugly in a sock nailed to your fireplace (not that sock, we've talked about that sock) ... this might take a while, but we promise we'll be done before you hear those familiar footsteps on the rooftop...

Where have the "Oh Shit!!!" moments gone? Memorable Scenes in Horror

As I sat here staring at this blank screen, trying to write a review for a movie I had just watched, I was suddenly struck typographically mute. I had just sat through a movie and even taken some notes as to the focus points I was leaning towards. The problem was that there was no one moment that lept out at me, no classic scene. The movie was ok... actually I believe I may have enjoyed it, but there was just no lasting memory of any one part it. The moments of so many other classics drifted through my mute brain, and it hit me.... where was the classic OH SHIT!!! moment.... where was that scene that made me sit up and maybe even look over my shoulder? I then thought, "now is the time to do this, while this is fresh in my thoughts.... write them down, those classic scenes, those oh shit moments of a lifetime of great horror movies (and some not so great) that are being debated, quoted and relived at diners at 2am all across the country".

The quotes from these scenes, and from more than just the horror genre, are just as much a part of the American lexicon of cultural speech as the word "ain't". If you don't believe me just call any friend and utter the phrase "I want the truth" and you're almost guaranteed to get "you can't handle the truth" in response.

So, in no particular order, I present to you the flashes that came to me within 60 seconds of sitting down to write this review...


The Shining ....

The dead woman v Jack makeout scene, who can forget that point in the film when the beautiful blonde gets out of the tub and turns into zombie hag!

Scatman catching the axe with his chest when he comes to the rescue: In my humble opinion the best axe related murder scene in any movie.

Who can forget Wendy backing up the stairs wildly swinging the bat, and Jack's response... "Wendy darling, light of my life....I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in"..

The party in the ballroom, " hair of the dog that bit me Lloyd"....

The shining is almost a 3 hour long moment that you can't quite forget once you've seen it. This little partial list is just the first few that lept to mind and as I was typing this ten more muscled in.... Tony is the little boy that lives in my mouth.....


An American Werewolf in London

During David's dream that he is back in America with his family the Nazi zombies busting in during The Muppet Show, the the Nazi zombie stab scene at the hospital.

It was in the same part of the film just after that jack appears to David for the first time and the announcement from Jack that it was a werewolf that attacked them.

The entirety of the time spent in the Slaughtered Ram pub.

When CCR's Bad Moon Rising ushers in the transformation scene, which for 1981 was amazing....




Pet Semetery....

Whilst not a classically favored horror film it holds a few of the best and or worst scenes. The picnic out in the field and Gage watching the kite string blow into the road while the Ramones were blasting and then the littlekids bloody rolling shoe.

Then there is possibly the creepiest kid played part in any horror film after Gage comes back, the cute little velvet suit and the scalpel ultimately culminating with..."no fair daddy no fair".

And who could forget Fred Gwynne delivering the great "Sometimes dead is better" line....




A Nightmare on Elm Street....

The little girl skipping rope in front of house singing the one, two song(your probably singing it to yourself right now).

Tina in the alley running and she proclaims "Dear God" and the instant when the glove comes out "This is God".

Johnny Depp being sprayed allover the ceiling and walls.

The great janitor sequence..." No running in the hallway".






The Omen...

When the archeologist kneels down followed by the plate glass decapitation.

Even though you knew it was coming, seeing that 666 on the scalp....











Aliens....

After the transport has crashed and Bill Paxton politley proclaims "Game over, Game over Now what the fuck are we supposed to do!"












These were just the ones that lept to mind immediately, if I were to put some thought into it the list could and would be pages upon pages long, but, see, thats where you, the reader, come in.... where is your list? what makes your cut?

Posted from Guest Contributor xxlmedium

Thomas Jane Presents World Premiere Reading Engagement


November 7, 2011 -- Los Angeles fans of horror fiction will be treated to a rare opportunity as Thomas Jane and Damian Maffei present and star in the world premiere reading engagement of By Bizarre Hands and Suckerfish. The two will be joined onstage by Kaitlin Doubleday (Hung, CSI, Brothers and Sisters) and newcomer Karina Elias at this free event, which takes place at The Steve Allen Theater on Saturday, November 12th at 8pm.

By Bizarre Hands is a one act play by award winning author Joe R. Lansdale. The play tells the tale of a preacher going door to door, finding a little girl and her mother on Halloween, and their realization that the preacher isn’t exactly who he claims to be. By Bizarre Hands will be directed by renowned novelist/filmmaker Terrill Lee Lankford and produced by Kasey Lansdale.

Suckerfish, the classic dark existential play by W.T. Underwood, will be presented under Thomas Jane’s direction and Kasey Lansdale’s production. Suckerfish tells the tale of Hank, a Member of Society who merely wishes to be rescued from the grips of a city street corner and the epic homeless man, police officer, and dwindling grip on reality that stand in his way.

This is a staged reading, a unique opportunity to see the raw creation of this theatrical event in a relaxed environment, and a chance to be involved in something during its creative development.

With just 99 seats available, this will be an intimate gathering with a feedback session to follow.

For more information, please contact:

The Steve Allen Theater
4773 Hollywood Blvd.,
Hollywood, CA 90027

Phone: (323) 666-4268
Email: info AT steveallentheater.com

Winners of the Camera Obscura iPod Contest


In celebration of MWG Entertainment’s interactive mobile app launch, fans of “Camera Obscura: The Game” were welcomed to engage Facebook and Twitter for a chance to win one of two custom skinned 4G iPod Touch devices. After a popular response from the social media community, MWG Entertainment and DreadCentral.com finalized submissions and awarded the top prizes today.

The Facebook sweepstake invited loyal fans to ‘like’ the mobile app’s online page for entry and were encourage to interact with fellow horror enthusiasts. The winner was selected at random.

The twitter contest urged fans following the @CameraObscura_ twitter account to share the strangest thing they’ve ever seen online and mark their entries with the promotion’s custom hashtag, #CamObscura. A video clip titled “The Goddess Bunny” by follower @mosquints was awarded the top prize after careful judging by promotional partner, DreadCentral.com.

“The internet hosts some of the world’s darkest content,” said General Manager of DreadCentral.com, K.W. Low. “We were pleasantly disturbed by the contest’s entries and were thrilled to rejoin the team at MWG Entertainment for another exciting promotion.”

Found Footage : The Horror Genre Most Won't Admit To


Oh found footage! How you have been a hit or miss disaster for me. One of the first movies I remember was Cannibal Holocaust. It was not terrible but I would not bother watching it again. If it was not for being banned in Italy this film would have been a little more than a blip in what would end up materializing into its own sub genre within horror. As we swam out of the great horror filled 80's and into the 90's there was one movie that caused the flood of found footage films. This film, as we all know, was The Blair Witch Project. Up until this point found footage films were not marketed nearly as well as B.W.P was. I can still smell the fear and excitement as we packed into an already full theater. My friends and I had planned to see this film for weeks and nothing was going to stop us. So all 9 of us jammed into a station wagon and began our 3 hr round trip to greatness. I still remember all the rumors flying around of this being real and people passing out in fear. The one that had us most worried involved motion sickness and my friend Jesse who had already been sick from the ride to the theater. When we chose our seats I managed to sit as far away from him as possible seeing I had to deal with the motion sickness for 90 minutes (Jesse ended up leaving mid movie because the shaky cam was too much). The feeling of helplessness and fear that washed over us as we watched this hoax unfold still sits with me today. What we saw that night changed our view of horror movies and shaped a genre that would explode in the 2000's.

Fast forward into the new millennium and try to tell me you did not start to cringe every time a new found footage film was announced. I had watched a load of them, some which stunk like, Diary of The Dead, The Zombie Diaries or The Last Exorcism to name a few. We had some decent ones in there also i.e. REC/Quarantine, Cloverfield and The Troll Hunter. For this "horror geek" it all came to a head when I saw Paranormal Activity 2. The first was marketed well in the same manner Blair Witch was in 1999. So yeah I bit, shoot me for it. Now that second little stinker left me feeling like a violated virgin on prom night. Everything was so drawn out and felt flat. You don't need actors in the Hollywood sense here. Follow the Blair Witch and go for improvisational actors; add in a little treasure hunting for clues and their improvisational acting for that day's shoot and you had some believable stuff. If I had to watch one more security cam of a kitchen island or front door, Blockbuster would have been billing me for the damn disc. When the second one ended so did my caring for anymore found footage crap. I felt betrayed like someone was trying to steal the wicked feeling I had buried deep inside me thanks to The Blair Witch years ago. I will be damned if these eyes will be coming upon any more of these found footage stinkers. With a swig of cheap Vodka and a tear I moved on.

Oh wait a minute, it's Halloween time?!?! That must mean we have a horror franchise polishing another sequel/prequel turd to shove down our throats every commercial break (thanks a lot Saw 1-105 you most recently caused this!). Well what do we have here? Paranormal Activity thinks it is going to run into my life and run out again without as much as a memorable scare? You better think again you "Current Halloween Must See Son of a B*tch!" So the commercials are on all the time promising me a scare, promising me they can make the wrongs feel right and most importantly promising me it will not steal that feeling Blair Witch left me with in that packed theater circa 1999. One thing rings out that catches my interest and that is the direction team of Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman. If you are not familiar, this team directed a great documentary called Catfish (seek it out if you have not already). So I decide to do a little more research. The 80's setting for the story also peeked my interest. My wife was less than impressed to hear we would be seeing the third installment after I complained how bad the last one was. To be fair I must mention she also preferred the first movie over the second just as I did.So did this Halloween heavy hitter knock it out of the park? Did the movie take me back to the late 90's where I first fell in love with the idea of found footage films? Was there any killer T.N.A in this installment unlike the last two? Learn all this and more by reading my review for Paranormal Activity 3.

Remake/Reboot/Regurgitate


I hate to say this but I truly feel that Hollywood has become a pool of remakes, sequels and reboots when it comes to SCI FI and horror. I am in no way saying this is always a bad thing. Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead is a great example of reimagining an original without losing sight of the plot or story. It is also important to incorporate enough of the original elements to keep things relative when comparing the two. D.O.T.D did this by keeping the location elements but giving us this new age “fast zombie”. However we did lose the social commentary that helped to make the original so memorable. All the “fast zombies” in the world running down hill could not catch the elements of fear and tense drama that the original film displayed so perfectly.

A lot of people believe the choice to green light a reboot/remake is due to money and calculated risk. The cost of a fresh IP or script and production of a movie is so much more these days. So as a movie company the “reboot option” tends to be the safe way to go. You have an established audience, which is a bigger deal than most people think. I saw this first hand with the Nightmare on Elm Street re-puke, sorry I mean reboot ;o). Now mind you this reboot broke midnight sales records for horror movies but received mostly negative reviews from critics. Personally I had a hard time making it through the entire feature. It seemed too much had been changed (I.E. Freddy was now an actual child molester, an ER like burn victim, too much CGI) to keep you in touch with the original or what made it great in the first place. And the electronic deepening of Haley’s voice was a joke ;o).

I think sequels and reboots will always rule the big screen, but what is left a year or so after the release of the reboot? Most folks, me included, tend to pop the original in and let the reboot melt into the void where all the others have. I do not think there is enough lasting appeal when a reboot walks too close or strays too far away from the original. This just leads to being overshadowed by the original, I.E. Friday the 13th.
Please don’t get me started on 3D reboots and remakes as I am officially over 3D altogether. The screening of Fright Night in 3D took more away from the movie than it added to it. I was actually impressed with the reboot but the 3D actually seemed a little too forced. Not everything that moves on screen needs to be in 3D folks, sorry.

Can someone please hurry the hell up and reboot Twilight? That’s about the only movie series I hated from beginning to end. So really you can’t make it any worse for me, but go ahead and feel free to try.

Christopher Young

Terror Goes Mobile - Camera Obscura gets a Mobile Game!


Camera Obscura, the 20 part web series that hit Daily Motion last year from creator Drew Daywalt dares to disturb us even further with a new mobile game from digital publisher MWG. The game, available October 18th for both iOS and Android devices will be among the first of its kind to feature Direct-From-Series-Footage.

The press issued statement reads:

"Produced by MWG Entertainment (MWG), the “Camera Obscura” mobile game will follow a story line consistent with the popular horror web series previously distributed on programming destination site, Dailymotion.com. MWG’s latest efforts will incorporate original music and live-action footage from the series directly into the game play and provide fans an opportunity to lead characters through the world of “Camera Obscura.”

The game will be available on the iTunes and Android Market on October 18th, 2011 as a paid app and will leverage the show’s online popularity to feed its rich fan base. Both iOS and Android devices including the industry leading iPhone and iPod Touch, as well as the HTC EVO and Motorola Droid will support game play. Shortly after the smart phone release, MWG will also launch a version formatted for Apple’s popular tablet, the iPad. Originally airing over four consecutive weeks during October 2010, the show released 20 total episodes with a complete runtime of just under 100 minutes. Unique for its emphasis on physical special effects, “Camera Obscura” captured a global audience with an intriguing story line, dark onset of creatures and an ensemble cast of characters. One of Dailymotion’s most viewed original online properties, the series follows a young woman who discovers her deceased grandfather was not only a demon hunter but now his quest to save humanity is hers to finish. The show is currently available on-demand by visiting the series portal: http://www.dailymotion.com/Camera_Obscura."

Teaser trailer for the forthcoming game can be seen below or by visiting daily Motion here.


Camera Obscura: The Game by Camera_Obscura

Exclusive Interview - Witchdoctor's Brandon Seifert



When we heard that Robert Kirkman's Skybound label was about to release a new horror comic that fused science and the supernatural we decided to go right to the source. The book, Witchdoctor, which is currently in stores with its first issue, blew us all away here at Horror Fix so we are proud to present an interview with its Writer and Co-Creator Brandon Seifert. Enjoy!


HF: Witch doctor seems to take place in a very Lovecraftian world. Was there a strong Lovecraft influence going into the book?

BS: Oh yeah! I got into horror in high school. Lovecraft was pretty much the first thing I started with — that and Clive Barker — and his ideas are still some of the most intriguing I’ve found in any fantastical kind of fiction.  That existential horror idea, the idea that the universe is population by creatures bigger and stronger and older than us, and our existence as a species is meaningless to them — I think that’s a very chilling idea.


HF: Issues 1 & 2 appear to be standalone stories. Will there be a story arc that will stretch across the remaining three issues?

BS: Issue #2 has a bit of a cliffhanger ending that kicks of a two-part storyline in #3 and #4.  It was really important to us that this first miniseries have a mix of both self-contained stories, and longer-form serialized stories.  Lukas and I both hate it when you start reading a new title and it takes a couple of issues of set-up before it gets to the point. But doing exclusively “done-in-one” stories is also very limiting, and it can get formulaic.


HF: From the syringe to many of the other doctor’s tools in his arsenal, everything has a very ornate, yet practical look to it.  How much time was spent on getting the right “look” for Witch doctor?

BS: Honestly, it all depends on the specific thing being designed. That syringe was the product of me saying “Stained glass syringe!” to Lukas, watching his eyes light up, and then receiving a gorgeous, immaculate color design in my email a couple days later.  Other designs take a lot more time and attempts.  We’re trying to nail down what the “Old Ones” in our universe look like at the moment, and that one’s been pretty difficult.


HF: Would you describe WitCH doctor as a scientist drawn into the paranormal or a paranormalist that uses the world of science?

BS: Dr. Morrow comes from a scientific background first — he’s got degrees in biology and medicine and had a whole career in that world.  That colors his whole approach to things.  It wouldn’t be WITCH DOCTOR if he didn’t come at everything with a clinician’s eye first of all.


HF: Where did the inspiration for Penny Dreadful come from?

BS: Hmm. I felt like if we had a hero who was a doctor, he needed a sidekick who’s a nurse.  I had some other ideas about what she is and where she comes from, but those are too spoilery to talk about yet.  She’s come a long way from the initial idea, and there’s not too much nurse-like about her anymore.


HF: The humor in Witchdoctor is very reminiscent of the dark humor we see in character’s ranging from House to Herbert West in Reanimator. Interjecting humor into horror is always a risky proposition with the fans… was this your intent going in or did the character call for it during the writing process?

BS: The idea that Morrow would be a Dr. House-type jerk doctor has been around since I first came up with the idea that turned into WITCH DOCTOR. The specific approach to it has definitely changed over time though.  For a little while I tried toning down the humor and the snark, but I quickly discovered the book was a lot less fun for me to write because of it. Plus, having the snarky edge to everything makes all the exposition he delivers more interesting — he’s not just explaining things, he’s commenting on his feelings about what he explains at the same time.


HF: Are we going to see a full blown origin of the doctor in the coming issues?

BS: Nope. I’d like to get around to it someday, but I’d prefer to wait until there’s more of an emotional connection to the character, more of a reason to care about scenes of him not doing magic or fighting monsters. Now the story of how Morrow and Penny met the paramedic Eric Gast — that is a story I’m excited to tell!


HF: If there was one horror story or movie that singularly shaped you as a creator, what was it?

BS: The scary story that’s made the single biggest effect on me in my life was an episode of the Real Ghostbusters cartoon called “Poultrygeist.”  It was about a werechicken.  When I was eight I was a huge Ghostbusters fan, but the monsters scared the crap out of me — especially the werechicken!  I think that was the episode that got my parents to finally forbid me to watch the cartoon anymore.  It didn’t give me nightmares, but I had a lot of sleepless nights that year.  I remember my mother saying, “Brandon has such a vivid imagination, maybe he’ll grow up to be a horror writer!”
There’s really no single horror story I can point to as being the most influential for me as a writer.  “Imajica” by Clive Barker used to be my favorite horror/dark fantasy book; now, I’d probably list “American Gods” by Neil Gaiman.  I’m definitely still very influenced by Barker’s worldbuilding, and the way he’d counterpoint the scary, gruesome stuff with wonder and beautiful things.


HF: Are there plans to make the series an on-going title or just a series of limited issues?

BS: Lukas and I want to do the book in the Hellboy model: A series of miniseries, one-shots and short stories. We both feel like that’s a good model for keeping stories focused and keeping a book on-schedule.


BS: In issue #0, you re-imagined vampires, are there any plans to do the same to other classic horror characters?

Ohhhhhh, lots of plans!  I’ve got a list of something like 50 WITCH DOCTOR story ideas, mostly involving different takes on classic monsters.
For the meantime, we’ve got demonic possession in #1, faerie changelings in #2, and Lovecraftian stuff in issues #3-4 — including fish people inspired partially by Lovecraft’s Deep Ones, and partially by the Creature From the Black Lagoon (who, like the Deep Ones, was a functionally-immortal amphibious humanoid with an interest in human women!).  In the future, we’ve got plans for everything from zombies to angels to dragons to Chinese hopping vampires.



We would like to thank Brandon for taking the time to enlighten us on what we're sure is soon to be a fan favorite. Witchdoctor #1 is currently in stores and you can learn more about Brandon and his exciting new title at www.witchdoctorcomic.com

Death of Common Sense

Over the years I have found that the things in life that just piss me off have grown. I used to get cranky about rainy days..a crappy day at work..a paper cut. Now I hate rainy and days with too much sun..i hate work..crappy or not... and under cooked (and overcooked) food...light, dark, being too happy.....you get my drift. I do have to say that my biggest pet peeve is socieiy's basic lack of common sense.
I mean really people, think for just a second before you act. The next time someone gets drunk the night before work, stumbles in and proceeds to get fired and then blames the company..or a woman dates the exact same kinda man for the 9 billionth time and it goes horribly awry like the other 9 billion times..or oh my god pretty much anything anyone does in the town I live. I may just become a hermit.
What's this have to do with horror? Ahhhhhh... this has everything to do with horror. In fact, the reason I like Scream is because it realizes that everyone that dies in horror films dies because they're dumb. No common sense whatsoever.
Take Hostel for instance...you take 3 guys already getting mass quantities of babes and booze and you tell them "Hey in this other place quite a ways away you can get slightly hotter babes and probably wont have to work for it" and what do they do? wooooo boobs...then die horribly. Now if they would have had a modicum of common sense they woulda been like "nah I have gotten laid quite a bit, little skeezy euro trash guy. I'm gonna pass. Thanks though.." they woulda just got a venereal disease and been fine. I just have a hard time even feeling sorry for them.
The one though that drives me absolutely nuts is "lets split up", why? why?....whyyyyy? Why would anyone in their right mind knowing there is a killer loose want to leave the relative safety of a group. Hey don't get me wrong I realize why writers do it..its easier and believe you me, writers like easier. Buuuut it drives me crazy. Why would anyone wanna go into a dark basement? I don't do it for the fact that well...its dark...and i cant see anything and i don't wanna trip and rip my shirt. So I'm not going down there if there might be a killer down there that will most likely disembowel me, which if your keeping score trumps shirt ripping.
I'm not saying I hate these movies..I can't they are a staple of horror and i like horror. I do however enjoy slightly more cerebral horror or just completely supernatural horror wheres logic no longer applies. I just think that if you build a movie up as reality based then make it so. On the other hand, if you never let it get serious then do whatever your little blood soaked soul desires.
In the end maybe i'm thinking too much. Maybe these directors and writers do think hard about this stuff and realize in the end exploding heads usually trumps a legitimate spine chill. Maybe i'm the asshole here. Just maybe I should just watch the film and enjoy it again like a child...nah screw that I am waaay to old and cranky to change my ways. In fact i'm going to watch and review a nice cerebral horror movie right now...come here Offspring..lets get cozy.

originally posted by contributor David Winterborne

Saturday, January 7, 2012

My View on Schlock


Soooooo cuba gooding jr...he won an oscar right? Just making sure...because now he is doing direct to dvd cinematic gems like the Devils Tomb. Not to say hes isn't joined by a rather well versed and fairly big named cast... I mean Ron Perlman, Jason London, Ray Winstone, Bill Moseley, Taryn Manning and my personal favorite Henry Rollins. So im not really sure what to think of this film. It isnt bad but it isn't that great either. It has a very good cast and the effects arent bad at all, but the acting, especially on the oscar winners part, is subpar at best.
That being said the plot goes a little something like this: (stop me if you have heard this one) a military unit and their cia handler walk into an abandoned research facility in the mid east to "retrieve" a man(perlman). As far as they know this is theyre only mission BUT as things do tend to go they are very, very wrong. As they search the abandoned facility they soon realize it is far from abandoned and they are greeted by mutilated seemingly religious nigh indistructable zealots. I mean like Tick nigh indestructable; lots o' bullets and nothing doin. The movie does pick up quite a bit though round this point with the team doing the obligatory "let's split up" manuever.
As each mini team searches the find out that physical peril isn't their only problem. They all experience different things with some satisfyingly gruesome results. Those who make it then get to meet my favorite B movie/stand up/ spoken word/ musical artist Henry Rollins (as a side note ive met Henry and he is a gem..just a gem of a man. anywho)..Mr Rollins plays a priest who tells a story of woe to the crew about what is really down there with them. This is of course the twist..so i wont ruin it..but suffic to say it isnt maybe possibly what u think it might be..vague enough for ya? Good. Lets move on. Oh and did i mention the whole time good old cuba is having oscar esque dramatic flashbacks to an old battle that does more to derail the film than to push the story along? By the end of the film i was so unenthused by who lived and who died and why they did or didn't that i just didnt care about the semi twist at the end.
This movie has its ups downs and ebs and flows. it seems that maybe it tries to be a buncha descent premises but doesnt quite hit any of them. i mean if they woulda just picked a hole and boned it i woulda been alot happier. that being said this film had good effects, some descent scares. The bad part to me is everyone in this film has enough cred to do a much better job. I mean its just kinda bland. The dialogue and delivery is just cardboardish. I know its straight to dvd but with this cast it shoulda been better.
so whats this all add u too? well not ed wood movie bad but not major release good. So i guess its right where its supposed to be in the straight to dvd realm. Im sure theyre are better movies that address these same things and use this kinda religious iconography, but do they have Hellboy and Radio in them? Hmmm? Well? I didnt think so.